They found him in the trunk
Of an old Chevrolet.
An overdose killed him,
At least, that’s what they say.
Looking back on his life,
You’d say he’s a pretty cool fellow.
He knew how to kick back,
He knew how to mellow.
See, walking on water
Is quite a feat.
Jesus did it while tripping
And he stayed on his feet.
He did good things
For people like you and me.
He shared his hash
So that blind men could see.
The “last supper”
Was some water-turned-wine,
A shit load of pills
But he said he’d be fine.
The Bible praises him;
People think he’s great, you see,
But no one really talks about how
Jesus was a junkie.
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